9 Movies You Need To Watch This Fall
We just got a cold front in Texas, which means it’s time for fall. The time for summer blockbusters are over. Most of you will probably go into your homes and watch football or Netflix near a fireplace. But for all the moviegoers, fall season brings out some of the best movies and their own classic blockbusters. Not to mention it’s the start of cuffin’ season, which means all of you lucky first date
thots ladies will end up at a movie at some point or another. Might as well check out what we think are the best this season.
9. Horrible Bosses 2
Starring: Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Jamie Foxx, Chris Pine & Kevin Spacey
Directed By: Sean Anders (That’s My Boy, Sex Drive)
Release Date: November 26, 2014
Horrible Bosses was in the top 10 for highest grossing comedies in 2011 and this time they’ll probably gross a lot higher. Whether you enjoyed the performance of the sex driven Jennifer Aniston, the thug life of Jamie Foxx or the douchebag that was Kevin Spacey, you’ll be happy to know everyone is returning for part 2. With the exception of Colin Farrell, his hair and his cocaine. Hopefully, this series doesn’t end badly like The Hangover did.
Starring: Brad Pitt, Shia Labeouf, Michael Peña, Logan Lerman, Jon Bernthal, Jason Issacs & Scott Eastwood.
Directed By: David Ayer (Street Kings, End of Watch)
Release Date: October 17, 2014
Brad Pitt and Shia Labeouf star in this World War II film set in the last month of the war, April 1945. If you’re a fan of war movies, this one should be bloody with the R rating we rarely see in film anymore. I swear I wouldn’t even had listed this if it were PG-13. We’ll also get to see The Walking Dead actor Jon Bernthal, who played Shane as well as see Dirty Harry’s son Scott Eastwood.
7. John Wick
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Adrianne Palicki, Bridget Moynahan, Alfie Allen, Ian McShane & Willem Dafoe.
Directed By: Chad Stahelski & David Leitch (Stunt coordinator for Tron: Legacy, Bangkok Dangerous)
Release Date: October 24, 2014
Ok man. Keanu isn’t the greatest of actors. But he has made some cool ass movies. We all remember Constantine. And though I would rather see a sequel to that rather than this, Keanu is expected to be fucking shit up in this one. Couple things I learned from this trailer: You don’t mess with a retired hitman’s car or his puppy or you’ll get a grenade launcher to the face. Just watch the trailer.
6. The Equalizer
Starring: Denzel Washington, Marton Csokas, Chloë Grace Moretz, David Harbour, Haley Bennett, Bill Pullman, & Melissa Leo.
Directed By: Antoine Fuqua (Training Day, Olympus Has Fallen)
Release Date: September 26, 2014
Denzel Washington, bitches. That’s pretty much all I have to say about that. Start a “If The Punisher was a black man” trend in the comments now!
5. Kill The Messenger
Starring: Jeremy Renner (producer), Andy Garcia, Ray Liotta, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Oliver Platt & Michael K. Williams.
Directed By: Michael Cuesta (Homeland, Dexter)
Release Date: October 10, 2014
Jeremy Renner doesn’t fuck around. I don’t know how he ended up being one my favorite actors. Some say it was The Hurt Locker, but for me it was The Town. G shit. Jeremy Renner produces a movie speaking on a conspiracy of the cocaine epidemic and guess who stars as Freeway Ricky Ross? Michael K. Williams aka Omar Little motherfuckers. I think I even seen the real Freeway Ricky Ross trolling in the comment section on YouTube.
4. Gone Girl
Starring: Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike, Tyler Perry, Neil Patrick Harris, Kim Dickens & Carrie Coon.
Directed By: David Fincher (The Social Network, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo)
Release Date: October 3, 2014
Speaking of The Town, Ben Affleck has had some hits in his career and also definite misses. I won’t go into any of that but I know this guy’s got a large pack of haters. He’s getting the most hate for the upcoming Batman v Superman movie, and I can see why. But I got faith in the dude and I think Gone Girl will ended up being one of his better movies. Plus Neil Patrick Harris & Tyler Perry is in it. Not to say that these two guys are award winning performers but it should be interesting to see how this mystery will play out at the end.
3. A Walk Among the Tombstones
Starring: Liam Neeson, Dan Stevens, Boyd Holbrook, Ruth Wilson and Sebastian Roché.
Directed By: Scott Frank (The Lookout, Minority Report)
Release Date: September 19, 2014
Liam Neeson doesn’t fuck around either. He wasn’t fucking around when Jeremy Renner was still just fucking around. The only time he fucked up big time was when Darth Maul gave him that work. Ever since his movie Taken hit the scene, he’s rejuvenated himself into someone Steven Seagal could’ve been. Liam Neeson will be on his way to Chuck Norris status in a few years, in my opinion. This one is releasing this week on Friday. Get your tickets early.
Starring: Michael Keaton, Emma Stone, Edward Norton, Andrea Riseborough, Zach Galifianakis & Naomi Watts.
Directed By: Alejandro González Iñárritu (Babel, 21 Grams)
Release Date: October 17, 2014
Call me weird. Call me crazy. Call me wack. I don’t really care. This movie seems interesting to me on many levels. For starters, it’s Michael Keaton. He hasn’t been in too many starring roles in awhile. But the eerie thing though is, the movie’s about a man who was famous for playing a comic book superhero and struggles to put on a broadway play. It almost seems like he’s taking a jab at himself. We all know him as Batman but do we really remember Michael Keaton outside of that? Don’t we remember his acting range and ability to play multiple characters? Or how he is willing to transform himself into a new person like Tom Hanks in Castaway? Anywho, I’m interested in seeing where this film leads. It’s already receiving universal acclaim and it’s supposed to look like it was shot in one take.
Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Bill Irwin, Casey Affleck, and Michael Caine.
Directed By: Christopher Nolan (Batman Trilogy, Inception)
Release Date: November 7, 2014
Speaking of Batman, Christopher Nolan is back with some ill shit. He’s kept the details on this one lowkey as FUCK. All we know is some ambitious astronauts travel through a wormhole. That’s right. A Wormhole in space, bitches. So you already know Nolan is about to mindfuck all of us. If you don’t know what a wormhole is then you might not fully understand the different directions that Nolan can take with this. The Dark Knight & Inception were great movies but if you’ve seen Memento, The Prestige or Insomnia, you know how deep shit can get.
That’s pretty much it. And no I did not add The Hunger Games in there bruh. Too obvious. Plus, any movie where kids are killing kids would only be cool it were rated R.